Damn Stupid Blond Bombshell
1 October 2009
So we decided to go out to dinner at this Mexican place on North Proctor. I noticed the parking by the alley in front of the store next to the restaurant was free. So I turned into the alley next to it and proceeded to back into the curb space.
Just as I was backing in, this dumb blond bomb shell came along and slyly but quickly moved her SUV in behind me by the curb and tried to block me from parking there. She wanted that space. I was so furious with her that I kept right on backing and came within inches of her. She refused to move, and so did I.
So we sat there for a while, she wasn’t moving and neither was I. I’d be damned if I was going to let that 30 something pull this on the diva.
I noticed she rolled down her window, like I was going to go back and speak to her. I don’t think so. And if she came up to my window I was going to blast her sorry arse to you know where for even trying such a thing on me.
What a stupid woman!!!! Another bleached blond without manners.
She got tired of waiting and moved away.
That was the correct thing to do, Miss Stupid Thirty Something Bleached Blond Bombshell without any gun powder in her empty head. Never challenge a 60 year old diva with plenty of reserve gun powder from a lifetime of pushing back Stupid Bleached Blond Bombshells. We are not easily intimidated.
She went around the block and found a perfectly good place to park her ridiculous SUV, right in front of the restaurant, but of course parallel parking was over her head and she needed several tries to get the job done. She then went in the toy store and shortly departed. I made sure I sat where I didn’t need to look at her because if looks could kill…..
I hope she learned her lesson for the day, but then again she was a damn stupid bleached blond bombshell the diva was not about to be intimidated by yesterday. Hyrmph.
Lady Liza
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